Topic: Politics

Eric Bolling: Every Terrorist In US Has Been A Muslim

Fox News host Eric Bolling defends the NYPD program to spy on Muslims by claiming that “every terrorist on American soil has been a Muslim.” Many are left to wonder if he’s making this stuff up as he goes.

Michael Steele: Planned Parenthood Limits Black Population With Abortion

Former RNC chair Michael Steel suggests that Planned Parenthood has used abortion to intentionally limit the black population.

Allen West: LGBT Workplace Discrimination ‘Don’t Happen’

Florida Congressman Allen West states that people don’t discriminate against gay folks in the workplace, clearly demonstrating that that he doesn’t know any gay people.

Marco Rubio: Iran May Require Military Solution

GOP VP Hopeful Marco Rubio suggests that we may need to strike Iran to prevent them from developing nuclear weapons. Meanwhile Israel states clearly that Iran’s leadership is “very rational” and not pursuing nuclear weapons.

Allen West: 80 House Democrats are Communists

Freshman Congressman Allen West suggests that 80 members Congress are secretly Communists.

John McCain: Sarah Palin Was Best Qualified For VP

John McCain suggests that Sarah Palin was the best qualified choice to run as his Vice President. The world disagrees.

Newt Gingrich: ‘I just cite that as some vague…’

Newt Gingrich tries to score points with his base by equating Democrats with gay people. He sounds fairly confused.

Rick Santorum: Secularism ‘Makes Me Throw Up’

Rick Santorum reaffirms his disgust for the separation of church and state by attacking JFK. Later recants.

Rick Santorum: “Obamacare” Promotes Abortion To Save Money

Rick Santorum suggests that “Obamacare” mandates prenatal testing to encourage abortions in order to save money. Fear is a potent motivator.

Newt Gingrich: You Can’t Put A Gun Rack On A Volt

Newt Gingrich celebrates fuel consumption and domestic oil drilling by suggesting that electric cars aren’t macho. Evidently guns are patriotic.