Type: Candidates

Jim Brown: Slavery Was Good For Business

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1 vote, 9.00 avg. rating (83% score)

Arizona GOP congressional candidate things slavery was good business and compares slaves to livestock.

Rick Santorum: ‘Smart People’ Will Never Be On Our Side

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1 vote, 6.00 avg. rating (68% score)

Rick Santorum states that ‘smart people’ will never side with the conservative cause because they want their facts and book learnin’ to determine policy.

John McCain: Sarah Palin Was Best Qualified For VP

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1 vote, 6.00 avg. rating (68% score)

John McCain suggests that Sarah Palin was the best qualified choice to run as his Vice President. The world disagrees.

Newt Gingrich: ‘I just cite that as some vague…’

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1 vote, 7.00 avg. rating (73% score)

Newt Gingrich tries to score points with his base by equating Democrats with gay people. He sounds fairly confused.

Rick Santorum: Secularism ‘Makes Me Throw Up’

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1 vote, 8.00 avg. rating (78% score)

Rick Santorum reaffirms his disgust for the separation of church and state by attacking JFK. Later recants.

Rick Santorum: “Obamacare” Promotes Abortion To Save Money

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1 vote, 9.00 avg. rating (83% score)

Rick Santorum suggests that “Obamacare” mandates prenatal testing to encourage abortions in order to save money. Fear is a potent motivator.

Newt Gingrich: You Can’t Put A Gun Rack On A Volt

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1 vote, 6.00 avg. rating (68% score)

Newt Gingrich celebrates fuel consumption and domestic oil drilling by suggesting that electric cars aren’t macho. Evidently guns are patriotic.

Pete Hoekstra: I Approve This (Racist) Message

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1 vote, 8.00 avg. rating (78% score)

Former Michigan Rep. Pete Hoekstra is running campaign ads blaming China for our problems and using an Asian-American actress speaking very falsely broken English. What decade is this?

Rick Santorum: Global Warming Is A Hoax

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2 votes, 8.00 avg. rating (79% score)

Rick Santorum thinks man-made climate change and efforts to remedy the problem are ‘bogus.’ It’s a global scientific conspiracy!

Rick Santorum: Abortion Causes Breast Cancer

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3 votes, 9.33 avg. rating (89% score)

Republican candidate Rick Santorum references totally discredited research indicating a link between abortion and breast cancer. In politics, reality is ad hoc.