Pat Robertson: ‘Union Of Two Men’ Brings ‘Disease And Suffering’

Pat Robertson suggests that civil union between same sex partners brings ‘disease and suffering.’

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Allen West: LGBT Workplace Discrimination ‘Don’t Happen’

Florida Congressman Allen West states that people don’t discriminate against gay folks in the workplace, clearly demonstrating that that he doesn’t know any gay people.

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Geraldo Rivera: I Was ‘Manually Raped’ By The TSA

Fox News host Geraldo Rivera claims to have been ‘manually raped’ by TSA agents. People who have been raped are not amused.

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Marco Rubio: Iran May Require Military Solution

GOP VP Hopeful Marco Rubio suggests that we may need to strike Iran to prevent them from developing nuclear weapons. Meanwhile Israel states clearly that Iran’s leadership is “very rational” and not pursuing nuclear weapons.

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Allen West: 80 House Democrats are Communists

Freshman Congressman Allen West suggests that 80 members Congress are secretly Communists.

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Geraldo Rivera: Hoodie Killed Trayvon Martin

Geraldo Rivera claims that being scared of black kids is an automatic reflex and that hoodies encourage violence. Choice words here.

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John McCain: Sarah Palin Was Best Qualified For VP

John McCain suggests that Sarah Palin was the best qualified choice to run as his Vice President. The world disagrees.

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Pat Robertson: Pray Away Tornados

Pat Robertson suggests that people should pray to avert tornadoes and explains that God created them to balance global temperatures.

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Rush Limbaugh: Constraception Advocate A ‘Slut’

Rush Limbaugh implies that anyone advocating contraception must be promiscuous. That and he’s a misogynist.

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Newt Gingrich: ‘I just cite that as some vague…’

Newt Gingrich tries to score points with his base by equating Democrats with gay people. He sounds fairly confused.

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